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You You from There wrote on November 20, 2020 at 1:15 pm:
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My name is ******************************** and I want to say ***** ** *** ** ********** ** * ******* *** ** ***** ** ******* * ************! *.*. **** ***!
Dick Buscuit Dick Buscuit from Pillsbury, Ohio wrote on November 16, 2020 at 12:29 pm:
Controversial Opinion number 372: Floob deserves the Nobel Peace Prize just as much maybe even more than Obama.
Controversial Opinion number 372: Floob deserves the Nobel Peace Prize just as much maybe even more than Obama.
Average dude Average dude wrote on November 14, 2020 at 7:35 am:
One time I worked with a man who told me on a rooftop that floob made him banana pancakes when he was an outcast and then he felt better and moved to Israel. Later I worked with a different man who said he had partied at the floob house and that there was a secret room. Said man was not deemed ‘cool’ enough or worthy of entrance into floob secret room and therefore perceived floob as soul crushing bullies. He became an outcast and also moved to Israel.
One time I worked with a man who told me on a rooftop that floob made him banana pancakes when he was an outcast and then he felt better and moved to Israel. Later I worked with a different man who said he had partied at the floob house and that there was a secret room. Said man was not deemed ‘cool’ enough or worthy of entrance into floob secret room and therefore perceived floob as soul crushing bullies. He became an outcast and also moved to Israel.
Sauerkraut Pizza Sauerkraut Pizza wrote on November 14, 2020 at 12:04 am:
Tw12ve?
Tw12ve?
Hawns Hawns wrote on November 13, 2020 at 3:35 pm:
Floob backward is Boolf. Figure that one out, hotshot. I once played bass with Floob and it made me feel like I could fly. So I jumped on a couch and immediately was reigned in by gravity. But you know what? I think it was because I didn't truly believe. If I did believe, I would still be in orbit this very day. So the moral of the story is, trust Floob and you will almost certainly Boolf for the rest of your life.
Floob backward is Boolf. Figure that one out, hotshot. I once played bass with Floob and it made me feel like I could fly. So I jumped on a couch and immediately was reigned in by gravity. But you know what? I think it was because I didn't truly believe. If I did believe, I would still be in orbit this very day. So the moral of the story is, trust Floob and you will almost certainly Boolf for the rest of your life.
Frank McCity Frank McCity from Main, Maine wrote on November 13, 2020 at 1:33 am:
Has anyone seen my keys? I think I left them in here.
Has anyone seen my keys? I think I left them in here.
Orkhammer Orkhammer from Luskan wrote on November 12, 2020 at 12:52 pm:
This post below me, from dod has me flashing back so hard i can actually taste the meth. The sheer edge of reality, thrust deep into my soul. The absolute best worst band ever! May we all realize how pathetic and hypocritical we all truly are! And like,maybe, 30 to 40 lives matter. Love ya.
This post below me, from dod has me flashing back so hard i can actually taste the meth. The sheer edge of reality, thrust deep into my soul. The absolute best worst band ever! May we all realize how pathetic and hypocritical we all truly are! And like,maybe, 30 to 40 lives matter. Love ya.
theDOD theDOD wrote on November 12, 2020 at 12:06 am:
Floob is the best worst band I've ever known. Once I jammed with them and it sounded surprisingly beautiful, only to realize they were high on methamphetamine. Once they destroyed the lead guitarists house as it went into foreclosure, and he became homeless, but later, a realtor. They insisted they were anarchists, but in reality they were just punks, idealists, and nihilists. They were the only band in town who put up with magic Jeff's bullshit, mainly because they shared the vision of not getting paid. Most notably, there were epic fights at their shows with foam swords that added... Read more
Floob is the best worst band I've ever known. Once I jammed with them and it sounded surprisingly beautiful, only to realize they were high on methamphetamine. Once they destroyed the lead guitarists house as it went into foreclosure, and he became homeless, but later, a realtor. They insisted they were anarchists, but in reality they were just punks, idealists, and nihilists. They were the only band in town who put up with magic Jeff's bullshit, mainly because they shared the vision of not getting paid. Most notably, there were epic fights at their shows with foam swords that added a surreal sense of timelessness that complemented the violent instrument sacrifices of the one priveleged member.
Carson Daily Carson Daily from MTV wrote on November 11, 2020 at 11:57 pm:
Oh Jesus Fuck! Please don't make me talk about Floob again! You can have the fucking salami back. All of it. I don't want it. I'm done. I'm done with this shit! Stop calling me!
Oh Jesus Fuck! Please don't make me talk about Floob again! You can have the fucking salami back. All of it. I don't want it. I'm done. I'm done with this shit! Stop calling me!
UGG! UGG! from Over there wrote on November 11, 2020 at 4:07 pm:
I once met Floob on the subway in Inowrocław, Poland. They abruptly thrust a live tuna into my arms and said, "guard this with your life," before disappearing through a roof hatch. I'm pretty sure all of Floob was immediately crushed to death by the low ceilings of the subway tunnels, but Harvey Tuna and I have lived happily together since that fateful day in 1977. We have plans this year to visit Cawker City, Kansas for our anniversary to see the World's Largest Ball of Twine.
I once met Floob on the subway in Inowrocław, Poland. They abruptly thrust a live tuna into my arms and said, "guard this with your life," before disappearing through a roof hatch. I'm pretty sure all of Floob was immediately crushed to death by the low ceilings of the subway tunnels, but Harvey Tuna and I have lived happily together since that fateful day in 1977. We have plans this year to visit Cawker City, Kansas for our anniversary to see the World's Largest Ball of Twine.
Orkhammer Orkhammer from Luskan wrote on November 11, 2020 at 2:23 pm:
OR YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP?
OR YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP?
floob records floob records wrote on November 8, 2020 at 5:44 pm:
We don't moderate entries...only Lily's. Here is an archived link to the old guestbook. enjoy. https://web.archive.org/web/20050209203126/http://www.antibs.com/gbook/view/13653
We don't moderate entries...only Lily's. Here is an archived link to the old guestbook. enjoy. https://web.archive.org/web/20050209203126/http://www.antibs.com/gbook/view/13653
Atomiclily Atomiclily from Narnia wrote on November 7, 2020 at 9:31 pm:
You cowards. You have to review my post first?!
You cowards. You have to review my post first?!
Effbee Eye Effbee Eye from Everywhere wrote on November 7, 2020 at 9:30 pm:
FLOOB IS A GROUP OF SPIRITUAL ANARCHISTS HELLBENT ON FILLING TIMES SQUARE WITH MARBLES
FLOOB IS A GROUP OF SPIRITUAL ANARCHISTS HELLBENT ON FILLING TIMES SQUARE WITH MARBLES
anti-floob anti-floob wrote on November 7, 2020 at 3:38 pm:
your days are numbered.
your days are numbered.